10 men you wish to be marooned with

Who are the 10 men you wish to be marooned on a lonely island with?

This is certainly the most ardous task this blog has performed in its less than 1-week history, and will be in months to come. What started off as an off-the-cuff discussion at a dinner table has culminated in these rankings.

During the course of this task, the authors exhibited behaviours that could have easily landed them roles in Mel Brook's History of the World as the early men clubbing each other to death. Amongst many other things, they snarled, glared, punched and even hung up on each other, all driven by a fanatic passion to defend the gods they want to be marooned with.

Nevertheless, the hard decisions had to be made.

So, laidees, here goes our first lonely island rankings:

1. Marcus Schenkenberg

They say Calvin Klein sold us sex. We think they mean Marcus Schenkenberg. The 38 year old Swedish model first bleeped on the gaydar in Calvin Klein ads that were seething with homoeroticism. He is hailed as the industry’s first male supermodel and is supposedly the highest paid. Paid or not, we know one thing: Marcus is the guy we want to be marooned in. literally ;-)

2. Chris Evans

Chris Evans, who broke out as a popular jock in Not Another Teen Movie, is any school boy’s (or girl’s) ideal dream cream! Not only does Chis bring chest hair back into the mainstream (which is Oh! So Sexy!), but he fills a pair of jeans better than most young Hollywood hunks. He will soon be seen alongside Scarlett Johanson in The Nanny Diaries as the Harvard hottie.

3. Ralph Fiennes

How many of you came back with tinges of guilt for drooling uncontrollably over the terrible, brutal, yet HOT German man in uniform in Schindler’s List? Well, we did and how! Needless to say, his latest wicked escapade in air has only got him sexier! Ralph Fiennes, ladies and gentlemen, is one hot English patient we did love to nurse ;-)

4. Jonathan Rhys Meyers

From playing the white shirt sporting, boy-next-door coach in Bend it Like Beckham to evil philanderer Chris Wilton in Woody Allen’s Matchpoint to the sexy & powerful Henry VIII in The Tudors, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is hot and hot anywhichway. If he’s to coach us we’re ready to bend it or even bend $%&@ ... never mind you perverts!

5. Jake Gyllenhaal

Dark and brooding. Smooth and suave. Talent in spades and sex appeal by bushels! It isn’t difficult to see why Jake Gyllenhaal is on our list. What more, Jake even knows how to take it like a man! ;-)

6. Rafael Carballo

Choosing one man from Les Dieux du Stade collections is probably the most difficult thing you’ll ever do in your entire life. Correction. It IS the most difficult thing. And no, we aren’t saying he is the One. They ALL are! Rafael Carballo, however, scores it with the drop-dead, fother-muckin gorgeous butt! Slurrrp.

7. Milo Ventimiglia

With a face like that, who needs to fly around in tight gay underwears or play ball shirtless on the beach?! Milo Ventimiglia (Ooh! Even his name is so goddamn yummy on the tongue. Let’s say it again..1..2..3…V.e.n.t.i.m.i.g.l.i.a), ladies and gentlemen, is what makes our TV look gorgeous. The 29 year old American actor is best known for his roles in Opposite Sex, Gilmore Girls, American Dreams, Heroes and the movie, Rock Balboa. At QBT, he is our No. 1 take-home-to-mama boy :-)

8. Adam Levine

Adam Levine. If you’ve caught Makes me wonder by Maroon 5, you know exactly why he is on our list. The super-hot lead singer of Maroon 5 melts us into a puddle of deliciousness every time he opens his mouth. Oflate, Adam has been linked to so many stars (Jessica Simpson, Kirsten Dunst and Maria Sharapova among the many) that he is now Hollywood’s official Smoothie-in-Chief.

Drool people, drool! Kimberley Clarks are on the way…

9. Ricardo Kaka

When Kaka first splashed across the screens, in 2002 prolly, we almost jumped out of our seats! Not only did he play cute (Go figure!), but he exuded a rare quality of unassuming charm on and off field that was an instant hit. This Brazilian hotness has held us in rapture since then! Play ball, ho!

10. Randeep Hooda

If we are ever to be kidnapped by a gangster, frisked by a cop or left alone in an elevator with a cousin from down under with an annoying accent, we really wish it is Randeep Hooda. The man oozes sex appeal even while riding a defunct Bajaj Chetak!

Poof! What not would we suffer to get up and close with him!